Horny Mouse
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...
Work Environment
Work Environment: (Wise manager) + (Wise employee) = PROFIT (Wise manager) + (Dumb employee)...
Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?
Q: Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?A: Bachelors come home, check to...
Black widow spiders
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring...
BANG!
What goes Clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG clip clop clip clopclip clop?An...
Never talk to the parrot
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her...
Driving Test Answers
The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the...
Just like my wife
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
Money for panites.
There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day.As the...
Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s New Book?
Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s New Book? A: It’s called, “The In’s...