Panda Bear
What is black and white and red all over? A panda bear with diaper...
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?A grapefruit!
The man approached the very beautiful woman…
The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, “You...
The young lady admired the watch in the store window…
The young lady admired the watch in the store window every time she walked...
Paddy
I knew this guy. He was a sound guy from Ireland.He spoke to me...
Elephant
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? SWIMMING TRUNKS...
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porche…
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porcheand a porcupine? –...
How can you tell soap operas are fictional?
How can you tell soap operas are fictional? – In real life, men aren’t...
Message To Mom
A blonde goes into a world wide message center to send a message to...
The Teacher tells the class they are going to play a game…
The Teacher tells the class they are going to play a game,she will describe...