Texan Heimlich Maneuver
Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when...
Musicians on a sinking ship
|A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together.”Help!” cried the...
Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
What men say & what it
“I’m going fishing.” Really means…”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by...
Good Ring Bearer
At a friend’s wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower...
The Dirty Old Man…
An old man was on the beach and walked up to a beautiful girl...
How long?
This blond teenage dragged her boyfriend to the court on paternity issue.The lawyer asked,...
You might be a redneck if…goal
Your lifetime goal is to own your own fireworks stand.
Brain transplant
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
what men hear when women speak
What a woman says: “This place is a mess C’mon, you and I need...