Twenty ways to confuse Santa Claus
|1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining...
Two male flies are buzzing around…
Two male flies are buzzing around, cruising for goodlooking females. One spots a real...
10 Signs Santa Has Been Drinking
While your child is on his lap, he tells them they’re not getting his...
Penile Operation
A guy who has a stuttering problem goes in to his doctor and says...
If Fisher Price ran Christmas…
|”Baby’s First Ornament” would have a hand-crank that you turn to hang the thing...
Jewish Girl
Q. How can you tell when a Jewish girl has an orgasm?A. She drops...
Tons of Funny One-liners!
More One-liners worth passing on…Better to be occasionally cheated than perpetually suspicious.In two words...
Mileage
A blonde wanted to sell her old car, but nobody wished to buy a...
Mom’s Dictionary
Amnesia: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to become romantic...
Eye-Popping Tongue Twister
A guy boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat.He...