Speeding
A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled...
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?A padded headboard.
Yo mamma’s so fat!
Yo mamma’s so fat the cops had to use “The Jaws of life” to...
The angry wife met her husband at the door…
The angry wife met her husband at the door. His breath stunk ofalcohol and...
Polish Groom Is:
Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?A: He’s...
Bill of No Rights by Lewis W. Napper
Bill of No Rights by Lewis W. Napper We, the sensible of the United...
Hillary and…
Q: What does Hillary Clinton and Tampons have in common?A: “They are both stuck-up...
I live in the flat above Paddy
|A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, “What’s your...
The insane conductor
|A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and...
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed…
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed, “I heard you died.”"But you see I’m...