How is pubic hair like parsley?
How is pubic hair like parsley?You push it to the side before you start...
A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way…
A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way downa one-way street when a...
Coffee
Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.
One Drink too many!
After the annual office Christmas party blowout, John woke up with a pounding headache,...
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
What did I do?
“Oh love, what did you ever do to deserve a wife like me?”she said...
Up, or down?
There was an elderly couple that was on their way for a 2 week...
If she went out with me
|A man had been out in the back woods for weeks, cutting logs. He...
Cow on train tracks
|A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A...
Brag about parents
|An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat.”My dad is...