The Frog Scientist
There was this not too bright scientist doing a study on how frogs respond...
What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?
What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?A shepherd.
OLD NEVER DIES 10
|OLD MAGICIANS never die, they just they just change colorOLD MAGICIANS never die, they...
mosquitos religious
|Why are mosquitos religious?They prey on you!
How does a man show he’s planning for the future?
Q: How does a man show he’s planning for the future?A: He buys two...
Nuns at the Gate
So, four nuns die at about the same time, and are waiting at the...
What is the Australian for foreplay?
What is the Australian for foreplay?Brace yourself, Sheila!And the Welsh?Are you awake, Gwen?
An Irish man went to the courthouse to change his name…
An Irish man went to the courthouse to change his namelegally changed. When he...
I was pushing it
|Kelly was standing in front of Cohan’s Tavern when he saw a driverless car...
glow worm unhappy
|Why was the glow worm unhappy?Because her children weren’t that bright!