What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnant…
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pregnant...
Coach Wants A Raise
The basketball coach stormed into the university president’s office and demanded a raise right...
Polish Invention
Did you hear about the latest Polish invention?It’s a solar-powered flashlight.
Ticket to Titsburg
A guy goes to buy a train ticket, and the girl selling tickets has...
Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts?
Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts? He got...
Greatest Pain
One day, a man walked into the dentist”s office for some dental work.The dentist...
Did you hear about the Polish Navy tragic accident?
Did you hear about the Polish Navy’s tragic accident?A hundred and thirty-seven sailors drowned...
A woman asks the hardware store clerk…
“Do you have any batteries?” a woman asks the hardware store clerk. “Yes, m’am.”...
Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor:...
A Well Dressed Man
What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?His wife is good at picking...