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How did they know that Jesus was Jewish?
Q: How did they know that Jesus was Jewish?A: Because he lived at home...
How do you get Visual Aids?
How do you get Visual Aids? – From a nasty poke in the eye.
What causes arthritis?
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seatnext to a...
The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him…
The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him for an...
What kind of Bees…
What kind of Bees make honey? Honey Bees!What kind of Bees make Milk? BOOBIES!
Two Canadian Seasons
In Canada we have two Seasons…six months of winter and six monthsof poor snowmobiling.
The most painful part
A group of guys and one girl are sitting together at a ball game....
Good question
A LITTLE SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT:Assume you drive your car at light speed. What...
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