Grandpa’s Safe Sex
A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. While fishing, the old...
A present for the anniversary
A middle-aged Jewish guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her...
A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk…
A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk. So in turn...
The Mouse
Why didn’t the mouse cross the road?It’s cord wasn’t long enough!
This is horny!
This girl I know told me she was so horny her own tongue’s starting...
Who invented sex
A Greek and Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the superior...
A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond…
A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond. “It happens to...
Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...
Together At Last
Marie’s funeral is a sad one as she goes to join her departed husband....
Pre-Nuptial Agreements
A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch...