How is a woman like a condom?
Q: How is a woman like a condom?A: Both of them spend more time...
yo mama so stupid
Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.
blonde q and a’s
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine? A: “Daddy! can I go to Miami! Q:...
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the…
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of theweekly collection they kept...
What are the three fastest means of communication?
What are the three fastest means of communication?Internet Telephone Telawoman!
Organ jokes
|Q: Why are organists like a broken-winded cab horse?A: They are always longing for...
An old man goes into the Social Security Office…
An old man goes into the Social Security Office and fills out an application....
Pass out in shock
|The man passed out in a dead faint as he came out of his...
Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex?
Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex? Because he’s...
Phone songs
|All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are...