Two men were boasting to each other…
Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days. “Why, my...
Play as James Bond
|Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball.”I was the James...
Fruit of your Life
What did 1 strawberry say to another?Answer, if you weren’t so fresh you wouldn’t...
Blonde goes flying
|A blonde went to a flight school insisting that she wanted to learn to...
Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...
Blonde Email
How do you know when a blonde’s been sending e-mail? Envelopes in the disk...
Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?
Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?Professional courtesy.
Coincidences of Bill Gates
The real name of “the” Bill Gates is William Henry Gates III.Nowadays he is...
Stop redundancy
|The Committee for the Reduction of Redundancy and the Antiproliferation of Repetition has decided...
What does
What does “WIFE” stand for?Washing Ironing Food Entertainment