Real Subtitles from Hong Kong Movies
Real Subtitles from Hong Kong Movies ————————————-1. I am damn unsatisfied to be killed...
Rising Temperature
Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up a point or...
Sneezes
A man and woman are seated next to each other on a plane. After...
What Not to Name Your Dog
What Not to Name Your DogEverybody has a dog called Rover or Spot. I...
For many years, the border between Poland and Russia…
For many years, the border between Poland and Russia was volatile. Due to a...
It just kills my appetite
A woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast. “Would you like bacon...
Employee evaluations.
Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached...
If the NSA ran Christmas…
|Your ornaments would have a secret trap door that only the NSA could access...
Poachers’ Revenge
The was a farmer who raised watermelons. He was doing pretty well but he...
Discovering too late that a…
Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to...