Just Before I Die
Showing his friend around his his home, Jennings pointed out all of the collectibles...
Things you’d really like to say at work!
01. I can see your point, but you’re still full of crap.02. I don’t...
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?It’s french, for a lady with five breasts.Sent by...
One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf…
One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf.But he couldn’t, since it was...
Short Father Christmas
|What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?Santa Clues!Father Christmas...
Gum Crossing
Why did the gum cross the road? -it was stuck to the chickens foot!
What is the definition of a virgin?
What’s the definition of a virgin?an ugly third grader
Rectum Wins
One day the different parts of the body were having an argument to see...
What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?
Q: What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?A: An infected pussy...
Two nuns are riding a bike down a road…
Two nuns are riding a bike down a road and the firstnun says, “I`ve...