Man and E.T.
What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home.
Love Old and Feeble
Husband: Darling, will you love me when I’m old and feeble?Spouse: You bet I...
AOL addiction poem
|My computer broke down. It crashed and burned! And for my AOL, I really...
Proctologist Definitions
Proctologist: A doctor who puts in a hard day at the orifice.Proctologist: A brain...
Customer support logs
|Actual dialog of a former Customer Support employee: Support: “Ridge Hall computer assistant; may...
Men & Public Toilets!
Ok guys, own up…which one are you?Excitable Type Pants are twisted, cannot find hole,...
Story about infinity
|A very large mathematical convention was held in Las Vegas. The conventioneers filled two...
Stupid Insults 18/31
In line for brains, thought they said were handing out milkshakes, and he asked...
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny…
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny was standing staring up at the...
Your Momma’s So Fat..
Your momma’s so fat the only time she sees “90210″ is when she’s on...