Fun Quotes
———————- BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER AND TASTIER, TOO. ———————- FAILURE IS NOT AN...
Insulting to women
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?
Q. What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?A. “Come on...
Brain Store
A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a...
why the television is better than the World Wide Web
|10. It doesn’t take minutes to build the picture when you change TV channels.9....
Are caterpillars good to eat?
|Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?Father: Have I not told you never to...
Fireplace
You’re so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a...
Snail Beer
A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer.The barman says ‘Sorry we...
Impossible to Please
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with...
Computers – Male or Female
Humankind’s propensity for imposing anthropomorphic characteristics on inanimate objects has now reached computers. But,...