Proof you can build a better idiot!
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...
Engaged To Kate and Edith
An airplane pilot got engaged to two very pretty women at the same time....
Doing the Dishes
A young man has always dreamed on owning a Harley Davidson. One dayhe has...
If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...
My Paw
A three legged dog walks into a saloon in the old west and siddles...
Lost X Files Christmas episode
|Mulder: We’re too late. It’s already been here.Scully: Mulder, I hope you know what...
Mr. Clean
Did you here Mr. Clean is in the hospital? He has ammonia.
Tough job
A fellow getting a shave asked the barber if he had another razor. “Why?”...
Going further
A coupla Aggies, Buck and Thurleen, married after graduating from Texas A&M, are driving...
A man goes to the doctor with a long history of…
A man goes to the doctor with a long history of migraine headaches.When the...