The Barber
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Waiting to be sized
An old woman walks into a drug store and asks the young man behind...
Guide for all women
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Drunk walks into elevator…
Drunk walks into elevator, no elevator there, falls five stories down, lands on the...
A bus station is where a bus stops…
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where atrain...
Bill Gates, the Antichrist
PROOF THAT BILL GATES IS THE ANTICHRISTConversion to ASCII values:MS-DOS 6. 2177 83 45...
Pantsy Golfer
Q: Why did the golfer wear 2 pairs of pants?A: Just in case he...
Poor Turkey!
When I was a young turkey, new to the coop, my big brother Tom...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
Do you know what a dog and a screen door have in common?
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