Stick your tongue out…
Stick your tongue out.Move it up and down.Relax.Now move it left and right.Well done!...
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?Because deep down, they are really nice...
Cello jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has...
New Lumberjack
A lumberjack new to the job had trouble meeting his quota. He worked ashard...
Men Are Like UFOs
How are men like UFOs?You don’t know where they come from, what their mission...
There were three men who were lost in the forest…
There were three men who were lost in the forest. They were thencaptured by...
Blondie
There are three girls in the Fifth Grade. There is a blonde a brunette...
Screwing Rooster
There was a farmer. He had alot of chickens but had no roosters. So...
That Scottish couple finally worked out a solution…
That Scottish couple finally worked out a solution to the eternallove triangle.They ate the...
Shootin Craps
Did you hear about the redneck who was shootin craps?He blew a hole in...