Men Are Like Blenders
Why are men like blenders?You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.
Today is my daughter’s 18th birthday…
I’m so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month,...
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?
Q. What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?A. They both...
She: Do you think of me when…
She: “Do you think of me when you’re away darling?”He: “Yes honey, I always...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard II
Use computers to look busy. Any time you use a computer,it looks like “work”...
Food laughs and humor
From Harper’s Magazine: Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75 ——————————————————————————–...
Worries while flying
|Two statisticians were travelling in an airplane from LA to New York. About an...
Revenge of the Blondes!
-Why do brunettes like their dark hair color? It doesn’t show the dirt.-Who makes...
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman
|An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were without tickets for the opening ceremonies...
Stupid Insults 2/31
A few guppies short of an aquarium. A few inches short of a foot/yard....