What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? Fucks funny!
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp?
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp? Everyone would be afraid...
Boyfriends
How are daughter’s boyfriends like cockroaches?They hang around the kitchen and it’s hard to...
The Twelve Days of Windows 95
|On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . ....
Workout at the gym
|At the Gym For Christmas this year my wife purchased me a week of...
A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot…
A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot for hisbirthday. The only problem with this...
Six people were on a plane…
Six people were on a plane. A doctor, a lawyer a priest and 3...
Siamese Twins in England
Why did the Siamese twins move to England?So the other one could drive.
My Rules
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down...
Quarterback
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund.