People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
Marines and the police
|The following is supposedly a true story relating a situation that actually occurred in...
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?A Frosted Flake.
Using the Elevator
An old hillbilly and his wife had never been more than 7 miles from...
Do you smoke after sex?
Boyfriend: Do you smoke after sex?Girlfriend: Dunno, I’ve never looked
Blonds Going to Disney World
There were two blonds on their way to Disney World.When they were getting close...
Diving Deep
One day a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 ft below sea level....
The woman’s secret
At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women...
The guide for women
|A WOMAN’S GUIDE TO WHAT A MAN IS REALLY SAYING: I’M HUNGRY.I’m hungry. I’M...
The plane is crashing into the ocean
|Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes...