A cold winter night
|Lorenzo Dow, an evangelist of the last century, was on a preaching tour when...
I think I’ll try a nicer approach
|Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern. He spent...
A small boy walks into his mothers room…
A small boy walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.”Mummy, mummy, what...
One is negative one
|Theorem: 1 = -1Proof:1 = sqrt(1) = sqrt(-1 * -1) = sqrt(-1) * sqrt(-1)...
Patenting A Peach…
A farmer goes to the patent office to patent a peach, and the patent...
Why did Bill Clinton…
Q: Why did Bill Clinton quit playing the saxaphone?A: Because he went to the...
People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
Indians and Polish
|There were two Indians and a Polish fellow walking along together in the desert,...
Now that I’m older…
Now that I’m older…..here’s what I’ve discovered…..I started out with nothing..I still have most...
What are the three fastest means of communication?
What are the three fastest means of communication?Internet Telephone Telawoman!