8 things women won’t say
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Santa vs. system admins
|The similarities between Santa and System Admins1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny.2....
Sex With A Martian
One day, a space ship landed in a farmer’s field and a Martian man...
When you are young
|When you are young, you want to be the master of your fate and...
Santa Takes Out the Male Deer
What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on...
Man in pub
A man walks into a pub with a neck brace around his neck. He...
Remember When (Classic)
A computer was something on TV From a science fiction show A window was...
The bad news and the good news
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Masturbation
Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love.