Buy me bras!
“Dad, can i ask you something?” “Sure! What about?” “You see, I’m already fourteen...
Have you ever wondered why you wonder why?
Have you ever wondered why you wonder why?I used to wonder why, but now...
A toad with a machine gun!
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Dead blonde in a closet?
Q. What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?A. The 1988 Hide-and-Go-Seek...
Sharing everything
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How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex?
How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex?She hikes up her...
No legs cold.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your...
After working together for a while…
After working together for a while, Dick and Jane’s office romance blossomed, and they...
The Road Runner
The Roadrunner was feeling very amorous one day, and since there were no other...
Chickens
Two chickens were talking and one chicken said to a the other chicken “who...