The computer user’s reboot poem
|Don’t you wish when life is badand things just don’t compute,That all we really...
How does every ethnic joke start?
How does every ethnic joke start?By looking over your shoulder.
Bush as a post turtle
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he...
Princess Di and Mother Theresa
You know how Princess Diana and Mother Theresa died around about the same time?...
A gent spots a nice looking gal in a bar…
A gent spots a nice looking gal in a bar goes upand starts small...
Early Birds
Very early one morning two birds are sitting at the side of a largepuddle...
A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident…
A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident.The two were in...
Mexican Olympians
Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have an olympic team?A: Cause all of their runners, swimmers,...
We are the best of friends
|The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the...
Starch in your Shorts
Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to...