Polak Sharing Treasure
One Russian and one Polish workman were digging the foundations for a new road....
Men Should Listen
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving...
Gum Crossing
Why did the gum cross the road? -it was stuck to the chickens foot!
Give Me An Ear!
This man is waiting for his wife to deliver his first child. When the...
Appropriate punishment
Through the kitchen window a farmer’s wife sees herson coming home from school. The...
Bucket
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? A: The...
The Garden of Eden
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
Violin jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow...
Mating Call
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the...
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater…
Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater. “That man beside me is fumbling his...