pretty little head
She has a pretty little head– for a head, it’s pretty little.
Boy or Girl
In the maternity ward of a hospital, new-born girl baby looks over at new-born...
Blondes & OJ
Did you hear about the blonde that stared at an orange juice can for20...
What is sicker than sick?
What’s sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma’s ashes under your foreskin….
Vampire Bat
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
Better Than Drunk
Outraged wife: Couldn’t you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband:...
Sex drive is too high.
A feeble old man is in his doctor’s office having a check-up. The doctor...
What do elephants use for tampoons?
Q. What do elephants use for tampoons ?A. Sheep.
I’m sending out some cards
|A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Towards and Away
One day many years ago, a fisherman’s wife blessed her husband with twin sons....