Real news headlines 09
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Bible church’s focus...
Methods of execution
|There were three guys, a Torontonian, an American and a Newfoundlander. They were all...
Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth…
Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, “How was...
Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices…
Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices in the same building. One was 40 years...
You Know You’re Out Of College When…
1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2. Your potted plants stay alive.3. Shacking...
On the Train
A WW II American soldier had been on the front lines in Europe for...
A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding…
A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding, one of his...
Job well done!
A man and woman were celebrating their 50 year anniversary. That night, the woman...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
Nationalities
Q: What nationality are you if you’re going to the bathroom? A: EuropeanQ: And...