Sign of drinking problem
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Royal Penis Comparison
The kings of Spain, France, and England all stand on stage together in front...
Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up…
“Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up to the holy water a...
Confucius Say
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How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?Little Johnny:...
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant?
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant? Her legs.
Things Found Only In America
1. Only in America…… can a pizza get to your house faster than an...
Sister Ann, arent you putting on a little weight?
“Sister Ann, aren’t you putting on a little weight?” inquired Father Dan during his...
Some professions
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Hit Man
An executive with a new young wife and a yen for golf decided about...