Mother In Law Happiness
Happiness is defined as opening your refrigerator to find your mother-in-law’s picture on the...
My Dog
Having a dog is great, it’s just the ‘dog people’ that freak me out....
Catching the bear
|Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went...
Make it out of a desert
|An Irishman, a black guy, and a white guy were driving through the desert...
Money for panites.
There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day.As the...
Polish Fisherman’s Bag
A Polish man was walking down the street, carrying a brown paper bag. He...
The 2 P’s
What’s the difference between a penis and a prick?A penis gives hours of fun,...
Grenade
Q: What do you do if a blond throws a pin at you? A:...
When I was Young
When I was young I used to pray for a bicycle. Then I realized...
Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!