Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?
Q: Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?A: She was caught...
Housewife
One day a man came home from work to find total chaos in the...
Brain to nerves
How does the brain communicate with the nerves?With a Cell phone!
Killed Your Rooster!
A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road...
She-Devil
There is a man who goes out drinking all the time and comes home...
The Line
What’s long, black, and smells funny?The Welfare LINE!
What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.
OLD NEVER DIES 5
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Five penises
A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The...
You might be a redneck if…cars
Less than half the cars you own run.