Editing the Prescription
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the...
A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy…
A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy in the...
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?A headbanger
Bud the stud!
How can you compare a lite beer to making love in a canoe? It’s...
Does anyone know what would happen if the earth…
Does anyone know what would happen if the earth rotated 30 times faster thanit...
Why make woman beautiful?
|Man says to God: “Why did you make woman so beautiful?”God says: “So you...
Crazy English!
Let’s face it – English is a crazy language. There is no egg in...
Proof E equal to one
|Theorem: e=1Proof:2*e = f2^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = 1Therefore:2^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)2=fThus:e=1
Bill Clinton\\\’s Song
Bill’s SongThis should be sung to the tune “A Few of My Favorite Things”...
Real And Guilt Gifts
How can you tell the difference between men’s real gifts and their guilt gifts?Guilt...