Alice is in UNIX land
|”Can you help me? asked Alice.”No,” said Negative. “I’m looking for a white consultant.”...
Stop being late to work
|Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...
Mr. Owls
Knock knock.- Who’s there?Owls.- Owls who?That’s right! Owls hoo!
Learning
A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her...
Definitions from Kids
Science definitions from Kids…H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water.To collect fumes...
Crazy Nun
One day a little old nun was going 35 miles an hour down the...
You’re in big trouble
|John was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window...
Blonde Horses Around
There once was this blonde riding a horse. After a while it began to...
A little girl goes into the toilet and sees her dad having a shower…
A little girl goes into the toilet and sees her dad having a shower.It’s...
Fourth Time Married
Jim: Joe, I hear you just got married again. Joe: Yes, for the fourth...