50-50 relationship
What do men consider a 50-50 relationship?We cook, they eat! We clean, they dirty!...
New Ruling
The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene in Washington...
Scared half to death
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?
Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?Because the runway was only 25ft...
Touch-typists
Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?A: The rest are hunt’n peckers.
Short Father Christmas
|What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?Santa Clues!Father Christmas...
Monica Lewinsky and a change machine?
Why are Monica Lewinsky and a change machine alike?They both say…”insert Bill here!”
Lawyers & Sperm
What do lawyers and sperm have in common?One in a million become a human...
On the Menu today!
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar...
Little Johnny was in class again…
Little Johnny was in class again.Teacher asked everyone “Can anyone tell me a sentence...