NOTIFICATION TO ALL STAFF REGARDING LANGUAGE
NOTIFICATION TO ALL STAFF REGARDING LANGUAGEIt has been brought to our attention that some...
One day an older fella was in for a checkup…
One day an older fella was in for a checkup.After his examination, his doctor...
With all the recent talk of cloning…
With all the recent talk of cloning, you’d think it was a new thing.But...
My wife is pregnant
|A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Weighing In
your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one...
Preparing for skiing
Soak your gloves and store them in the freezer after every use. Fasten a...
Course of action
One Friday afternoon, two secretaries were hanging around the watercooler at the office. “Veronica,...
A truck driver breaks down and…
A truck driver breaks down and shortly another trucker stops to givehim hand. He...
slugs leave a trail
|How do you know your kitchen floor is dirty?The slugs leave a trail on...
I think Rover is getting a bit old…
“I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.”"Bullshit,...