Optician
A man goes into the optician and asks for his eyes to be tested...
New scientific theories II
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womens monthly pain
Why do you call a womens monthly pain a period?Because Mad Cow Disease was...
I have a keyboard error
|A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in.When she turns on...
Emersom
Guy-Knock, KnockGirl-Who’s there?Guy-EmersomGirl-Emersom who?Guy-Emersom nice boobs ya got there!
In light of the latest allegations against President Clinton…
In light of the latest allegations against President Clinton, Woodward and Bernstein of Watergate...
Husband: I do not know why you wear a bra…
Husband: I don’t know why you wear a bra, you’ve got nothing to put...
Hamburger Helper
Yo mama’s so stupid she thought hamburger helper came with another person.