Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward…
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward, “What’s wrong?What’s the emergency?”"Oh, Mister Smith, your...
stool taken!
|What’s an insects best chat up line?Pardon me, but is this stool taken!
Elephant jokes 07
|Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet?He wrecked three...
Trying to be impressive
|A young lawyer, starting up his private practice, was very anxious to impress potential...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
Top 10 – Soccer vs. Sex
TOP 10 REASONS SOCCER IS BETTER THAN SEX…10. BALLS ARE ALWAYS CHECKED FOR FIRMNESS...
A Child’s Prayer
One night, a father passed by his son’s room and heard his son praying:...
Do you like my new jacket?
Do you like my new jacket?It’s great. Shame your body doesn’t suit it, though.
A mouse in a minefield!
|What goes eek, eek, bang?A mouse in a minefield!
A Tool
A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front:Let me...