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Sven and Olie
Sven and Olie died and went to Hell. After awhile, the Devil came by...
Losing my wife\’s love.
“I’m worried that I’m losing my wife’s love,” the husband told the counselor.”Has she...
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire…
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie,each with the...
I have a magical dancing duck
|A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table...
Liam had left Dublin
|Liam had left Dublin to go up to Belfast for a bit of skydiving,...
Great reason to drink beer!
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and...
Why, How, and Ifs?
Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink...
Course of action
One Friday afternoon, two secretaries were hanging around the watercooler at the office. “Veronica,...
Blonde Goes Shopping
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. “I would...