Three girls died and were brought to the gates…
Three girls died and were brought to the gates ofheaven. Upon entering the gate,...
A young kid’s in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded…
A young kid’s in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded on a tropical...
The duck in the bar
A duck walks into a bar, sits down at the barstool, and waits for...
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Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″? Two 5 year olds.
5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
A man had a flat tire on a very cold winter day…
A man had a flat tire on a very cold winter day. He told...
The Pharmacist
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
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45 Cool Things To Do In A College Dorm Shower Stall
1. Enter the stall, shower for about 3 minutes, then scream really loudly, exclaiming,...