Hair Loss
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...
Football try-outs.
Q: Why didn’t the monster make the football team?A: Because he threw like a...
Movie Ratings Explained
G: Nobody gets the girl.PG: The good guy gets the girl.R: The bad guy...
Painful Screams
Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few...
Nosy husband…
My wife thinks I’m too nosy. At least that’s what she keeps writing in...
You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When . . .
Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. You ski uphill. You get a speeding...
A Shaggy Bear Story
Two guys were walking in the woods one day, and they all of a...
The Train
A few days ago, a mother was working in the kitchen and listening to...
Dirty minds
Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common?A)They are both meat substitutes!!!!
Out All Night Drinking
Out All Night Drinking An Irishman’s been at a pub all night drinking. The...