Cigar holder
The latest news is, that Bill Clinton has bought a new cigar holder. Unfortunately,...
Things in Life I’ve Learned.
I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is...
Got to glow now!
|What did one firefly say to the other?Got to glow now!
Signs and notices 16
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At a restaurant...
Blondes in Basement
Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes in a basement? A: A...
How can you tell?
“Old Jethro’s next door’s a-makin’ moonshine again.” the wife told her husband.”How can you...
Alice is in UNIX land
|”Can you help me? asked Alice.”No,” said Negative. “I’m looking for a white consultant.”...
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don’t...
The right way to ask a question
A Jewish guy in a London hotel calls the operator and asks, in broken...
In the Freezer
What do you get when you put two blondes in the freezer? Frosted flakes.