Definition of Windows
|Webster’s Dictionary definition of Windows 95Windows95: n. 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell...
Shooting Cans!
A guy walks into a gun shop to buy a gun.”Can I help you...
Knitting Blonde
A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the...
A man answers the phone and has the following…
A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: “Yes, mother, I’ve had...
tadpole feel lonely
|Why did the tadpole feel lonely?Because he was newt to the area!
Avoid While Waiting For Date
Things Not To Do While Waiting For Your Date At Her Parents’ House10. Sniff...
Yo’ Momma is…
Yo’ Mamma is so ugly, I went into your house saw her TV was...
And God Created Woman
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
What makes a man think he is so great?
What makes a man think he’s so great ? 1) He has a belly...
Make me a better musician
|There once was a violist playing in the Winnipeg Symphony. He wasn’t that wonderful...