What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?
Q: What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?A: Having to go to bed...
If a vegetarian eats vegetables…
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
Thin People Don’t
|By Barbara Florio GrahamFrom McCall’s, June, 1983I read every diet I can get my...
How do dentists become brain surgeons?
How do dentists become brain surgeons?When their drills slip.
Did you know Sex is a crime?
Did you know Sex is a crime?Its a misdemeanor – The more I miss...
Great news for Bill Gates
|Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin, and Bill Gates were called in by God. God informed...
Catch a drunk driver
|Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of...
Resume Bloopers
REASONS FOR LEAVING THE LAST JOB:–Responsibility makes me nervous.–They insisted that all employees get...
My Turn
James and his wife, Martha, are getting ready to leave home for a vacation.Martha...
Elephant jokes 11
|What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?Sir!What can an elephant with...