Warning all shoplifters
|Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any...
Lost Chapter In GENESIS….
Adam was walking around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked...
Mousework!
|What do mice do when they’re at home?Mousework!
Three blonds on death row
|Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One’s a brunette, one’s a...
My wife is pregnant
|A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Looking to buy
|A man walks into a shop. “You got one of them Marshall Hiwatt AC30...
What’s sillier
John : I don’t know what to buy – a cow or a bicycle.Peter...
A ventriloquist was driving in the country…
A ventriloquist was driving in the country when he was attracted to alarge farm....
yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
ride it to hospital!
|What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?If one bit you, you...