Dairy queen–whopper
How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!
If Cray ran Christmas…
|The holiday season would cost $16 million but would be celebrated faster than any...
Blonde protection
Q:What protection does a nymphomaniac use during sex? A:A bus shelter.
Gone fishing
Henry Abel’s son, David, burst into the house, crying like everything.His Mama asked him...
Wedding
She offered her honor, He honored her offer, And so all night long,it was...
Clean those restrooms
|On her way home from a long trip, a blonde drove past a sign...
It was laying limp in my hand…
It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin....
Liver and Cheese.
A Border Patrol agent is on duty. He spots two Mexicans and stopsthem. They...
The evils of marijuana
A certain college professor was notorious for getting off the topic ofthe lecture, and...
How do you cure…
How do you cure constipation?Sit on a block of cheese and swallow a mouse!