99 Condoms
A guy walks into a local pharmacy and walks up to the counter where...
Behold I Cometh!
A young minister had just got out of the seminary, got his first church,...
Groundhog Day
“I bet you don’t know what day this is”, said the wife toher husband...
Fly out of Genoa
They now have an Italian airline that flies out of Genoa.It’s called Genitalia.Sent by...
A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor…
A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor.He says “Doctor, I...
Snow shoveler’s diary. (LONG JOKE)
DIARY OF A SNOW SHOVELERDecember 8:6:00 PM. It started to snow. The first snow...
What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
Sewage, Oh no
When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a...
A Mother’s Dictionary
|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What...
One day there was an indian chief who was constipated…
One day there was an indian chief who was constipated. he sent one of...