WARNING: These are RUDE.
Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?A. Ask your mother.Q. How do you...
Did you hear about the new “morning after” pill for men?
Q: Did you hear about the new “morning after” pill for men?A: It changes...
What are the three fastest means of communication?
What are the three fastest means of communication?Internet Telephone Telawoman!
All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...
A little sports match
“…And the halftime score here at the Colleusium is Lions 7,Christians Nothing. We’ll be...
You should learn to be more polite
|One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as...
Washcloth
There was this lady who was in the shower & her little boy walked...
The Christmas airport
|It was a few days before Christmas. The trip went reasonably well, and he...
A question for Bill Clinton
A question for Bill Clinton:”What was Miss Lewinsky’s most memorable feature?”"She has the whitest...
Blonde crossing the road
Why did the blonde cross the road? I don’t know. Neither did he.