2 Drunk Guys
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
Liver and Cheese.
A Border Patrol agent is on duty. He spots two Mexicans and stopsthem. They...
Why do men name their penises?
Q. Why do men name their penises? A. Because they want to be on...
Did you kill the victim?
Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?Defendant: No, I did not.Prosecutor: Do you know what...
Magnet?
Mr. Smythe had been giving his second-grade students a short lesson on science. He...
Software Demo
Speech Recognition Software DemoAt a recent Sacramento PC User’s Group meeting, a company was...
The football-playing turkey
|The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large...
Tee Shirt Lines
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Punishment For Bigamy
Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mother-in-law’s!
never forget a face
I never forget a face!But in your case I’ll make an exception!