Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...
A priest and a lawyer are walking down…
A priest and a lawyer are walking down the street and seea small boy...
Why did the blond get fired from the M&M Factory?
Why did the blond get fired from the M&M’s Factory?She threw away all the...
Living On Love
A hippy with no job kept begging his girlfriend to marry him. She protested...
The old mans bird
Theres an old man laying on the beach nakedand a little girl was pasing...
Condom Sponsors!
Imagine if major companies from all around the world started producing or sponsoring condoms....
Bubble and squeak!
|What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up...
President Clinton
There was no action at the White House the past few days, hear about...
You might be a redneck if…jeans
You prefer to walk the excess length off your jeans rather then hem them.
Wart’s new!
|What do you say if you meet a toad?Wart’s new!